The Frog Prince
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess "I was once
a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you
and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the
castle with my mum and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children and forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to
herself and thought "I don't fucking think so."
